Most of you are probably aware of the raffle basket fundraiser some two weeks ago at Stenberg; it was just amazing. The fundraiser was for one of our fellow classmates diagnosed with breast cancer, and it turned out to be very successful. Almost $4,000 was raised in the end! We all hope that the money raised will help her in some way, but what’s more important is that we all want her to feel our care and support for her.

I came across this awesome nursing joke online the other day, and thought I would share with all of you for a little laughter. Enjoy!

A nursing assistant, floor nurse, and charge nurse from a small nursing home were taking a lunch break in the break room. In walks a lady dressed in silk scarfs and wearing large polished stoned jewelry.

“I am ‘Gina the Great’,” stated the lady. “I am so pleased with the way you have taken care of my aunt that I will now grant the next three wishes!” With a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke, the room was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles of drink, proving that she did have the power to grant wishes before any of the nurses could think otherwise.

The nurses quickly argued among themselves as to which one would ask for the first wish. Speaking up, the nursing assistant wished first. “I wish I were on a tropical island beach, with single, well-built men feeding me fruit and tending to my every need.”

With a puff of smoke, the nursing assistant was gone.

The floor nurse went next.”I wish I were rich and retired and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort with well groomed men feeding me coccoa and doughnuts.” With a puff of smoke, she too was gone.

“Now, what is the last wish?” asked the lady.

The charge nurse said,” I want those two back on the floor at the end of the lunch break.”

Source: http://www.nursingfun.com/jokes/nurses/3nurses.htm